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• pushing a cart] [to a woman] I'm shopping! -- Mr.
  Burns, not losing the common touch, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
  Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again....
• Burns: Uh, oh, excuse me, could you tell me where I might find the "Burns-Os"?
  Krusty: Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes....
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: You! That troublemaking girl! Lisa: My name is Lisa, Mr.
  Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot!...
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Burns: But, where are you taking me? What's happening?
  Wiggum: Relax. You've gone off your nut, so we're stuffing you into an old folks' home....