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• Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor.
  Congratulations, Springfield! We wish you the very best!...
• Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question.
  What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?...
• The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
  [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
• Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy
  Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper....
• Narrator: Dateline: Springfield. With prohibition back in force, sobriety's peaceful slogan was shattered by its noisy neighbor, the Speakeasy.
  -- "The Untouchables" meets "The Simpsons, "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Fat Tony: How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one?
  Here. [puts some cash into Rex's hand] Banne...
• Homer: OK, men, it's time to clean up this town! Skinne
  Meaning what, exactly? Homer: You know, push people around, make ourselves feel big....
• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• Brockman: "What are _you_ looking at?"--the innocent words of a drunken child.
  Well, I'll _tell_ you what we're looking at, young man....