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• The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
  [starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• Banner: Are you the beer baron?? Ned: Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt- diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged!
  Banner: He's not the baron, but he sounds drunk....
• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
• Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question.
  What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?...
• Fat Tony: How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one?
  Here. [puts some cash into Rex's hand] Banne...
• Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple.
  Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?...
• Banner: Are you the beer baron? Comic Book Guy
  Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper....
• Marge: What happened to you Homer? And what have you done to the car?
  Homer: Nothing. Marge: I don't think it had broken axles before....