Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing? Maybe the
desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid
was just the pro shop.
[the pro shop is on top of a giant pyramid, as well]
And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.
Dog: Hi, Homer. Find your soulmate.
Homer: Hey, wait a minute! There's no such thing as a talking dog!
Dog: [barks]
Homer: Damn straight!
-- Couldn't be more convincing myself,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid
was just the pro shop.
[the pro shop is on top of a giant pyramid, as well]
And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.
Dog: Hi, Homer. Find your soulmate.
Homer: Hey, wait a minute! There's no such thing as a talking dog!
Dog: [barks]
Homer: Damn straight!
-- Couldn't be more convincing myself,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, I give up.
Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote... - Yeah, it's a lazy dog-dangling afternoon...
-- Attica, Attica,
Attica!
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home... - Homer: A machine?! Earl's a machine?!
[sarcastic] Oh, that's just perfect!
Homer's desperate search for a soulmate has yielded a lighthouse-keeping robot.... - Homer: Oh, you want me to climb that, huh? No problemo.
[before Homer can climb it, the ground rumbles and the pyramid grows to several times its original size] [groans] This is 'cause I kicked you, isn't it?... - Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome... - Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home... - Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Home
[warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.... - Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?... - Well, I just fell like filling the house with the rich satisfying smell
of tobacco.
-- Marge, our new spokeperson, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
