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• Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
  Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
• Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
  Cecil: Maris? -- Metahumor, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Bob: Bart, for once, I'm not trying to kill you. I know it's an awkward situation, and I don't like it any more than you do, but you've got to trust me.
  Bart: Ah, what the hell. -- That's the spirit, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
  Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....
• Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
  To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
• Bob: Who left the lights on. Who's in here? Cletus?
  Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe? [behind the watercooler, he sees Bart's distinctive hairline] Ba...
• Marge: Oh, you have _nothing_ to worry about, honey.
  Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_ all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes....
• Bart: And God bless Mom and Dad and Lisa and Maggie.
  And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob. [Homer and Marge react with alarm] Marge...
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....