Bob: You...you Saved My Life. Bart: Yeah. I Guess That Means You Can't Ever Try To Kill Me Again!
Bob: You...you saved my life.
Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that. [music stops]
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
Bob: Bart, for once, I'm not trying to kill you. I know it's an awkward situation, and I don't like it any more than you do, but you've got to trust me.
Bart: Ah, what the hell. -- That's the spirit, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....
Bob: You can't do this! I saved the children's lives, I'm a hero!
Cecil: [craftily] Tell them they'll live to regret this....
Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of _my_ evil schemes, you can't foil it fast enough, but when _Cecil_ tries to kill you, it's [imitating her] hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless....
Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....
You don't have to worry about me, brother. I'm all murdered out.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...