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• Hey don't worry. You don't have to make up stories here.
  Save that for court! -- Dr....
• I'm sure he's as good as Dr. Hibbert. It says so in this ad.
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• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
• Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
  Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
• My hard disk hisses like a rattle snake!
• Just look at the X-rays! You see that dark spot there?
  Whiplash. And this smudge here, that looks like my fingerprint?...
• Ned: I don't like the service at the post office. You know, it's all "rush rush!
  get'cha in, get'cha out!" Then they've got those machines in the lobby, they're even faster, no help there....
• Marge: Ooh, it's so beautiful! This is what I imagine Paris must be like.
  Homer: You've never been? Marge: I'm so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host to all these upscale chain stores....