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• Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?
  -- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby, "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Quimby: I guess we're not going to find anything. Otto
  Um, how are we going to get out of here? Homer: We'll dig our way out!...
• Questioning an undertaker: Can a person furnish his own casket?
  Would a large radio cabinet be acceptable for burial if hollowed out and made into a child's casket?...
• Lisa: Jebediah Springfield was really a vicious pirate named Hans Sprungfeld.
  His tongue was bitten off by a Turk in a grog house fight....
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A group of soldiers being prepared for a practice landing on a tropical island were warned of the one danger the island held
  a poisonous snake that could be readily identified by its alternating orange and black bands....
• Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
  But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them....
• Lisa: Ewwww, gross. Momm! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
  Bart: [hastily pulls up his pants] Oh sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt....