Homer: I Caught The Cat Burglar! I Caught The Cat Burglar!

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Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar! That means
you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar!
Malloy: I suppose you're wondering where I hid all the millions of
dollars I stole over the years.
Homer: Shut up!
Wiggum: No, wait a minute -- maybe we should, er, hear him out. Where'd
you hide the loot, Malloy?
Malloy: It's buried right here in Springfield...under a big T.
Homer: No...kidding?
Wiggum: Big T, huh?
Homer: [backing away] Well...I guess I'll be going to my home now,
and...sleep.
Wiggum: Yeah...me too...I will also go home...for sleep.
-- Dripping with nonchalance, "Homer the Vigilante"

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