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• Arnold Schwartzenegger at a Press Conference for the opening of a Planet Hollywood (type restaurant) in Springfield
  Yes, it's true, the menu was personally approved by my secretary....
• Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
  .. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
• But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
  -- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
  ! -- What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Todd's been pinching everyone lately.
  -- Ned, explaining how rambunctious and wild his kids can be, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• They're gonna get eaten alive in Middle School.
  -- Lisa comments on Rod and Todd's panic over a moth, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!