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• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
• Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
  .. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
  -- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Bart: You didn't say which bed! Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
  Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him...
• Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
  Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
• The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.
  -- Chief Wiggum's analysis of the incident, as imagined by Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Lisa: [dragging Bart back to the stairs] Why do you have to make this so hard?
  ! Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance....
• Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
  Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...