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• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
  Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother, oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
  Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
• Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over here.
  Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation of having a coarse, boorish ignoramus for a son!...
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...