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• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
  what's her name? Marge: Krabappel?...
• Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
  We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
• Bart: You are never going to guess what I saw at Martin's party after you guys left.
  You know that playhouse? Well, I... Skinner: [overhearing] Good gravy!...
• Marty: We think we know how your mind works, Bart. So how about thi
  we pay your principal $10,000 to pull down his pants and keep them down for the rest of the school year, ha ha!...
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• Bob: [Angrily] You again! Well, that's it. [ominously] I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.
  [at the Simpson home, there is a knock at the door....