Bart: You Are Never Going To Guess What I Saw At Martin's Party After You Guys Left.
Bart: You are never going to guess what I saw at Martin's party
after you guys left. You know that playhouse? Well, I...
Skinner: [overhearing] Good gravy!
Worker: Oh, thank you. It's just brown and water.
-- "Grade School Confidential"
Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
.. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?...
Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
Skinner: Edna! Krabappel: Seymour. Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't follow you....
Mrs. Skinner: Seymour! I told you not to play in the neighbor's yard.
Skinner: It's a party, mother. I was invited....
Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip.
Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?...
Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....