Chalmers: Skinner!!
Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers! [nervously pants]
What's wrong?
Chalmers: [calmly] Nothing, I just bought myself a car.
Skinner: Oh. Oh good. This'll sound crazy, but at first I, I thought
I'd enraged you again.
Chalmers: SKINNER!!
Skinner: What? What!?
Chalmers: Ah, you're getting paranoid.
-- Just keeping you on your toes,
"Lisa's Date With Density"
Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers! [nervously pants]
What's wrong?
Chalmers: [calmly] Nothing, I just bought myself a car.
Skinner: Oh. Oh good. This'll sound crazy, but at first I, I thought
I'd enraged you again.
Chalmers: SKINNER!!
Skinner: What? What!?
Chalmers: Ah, you're getting paranoid.
-- Just keeping you on your toes,
"Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
- Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering
hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. ... - Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the
have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers... - Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home... - Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had
by all.
I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- ... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your... - Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline]... - Chalmers: I must say I've had a lovely evening, Agnes.
I don't suppose I could come in for a cup...
