Skinner: Mmmm. This Dessert Is Exquisite. What Do You Call It?

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Skinner: Mmmm. This dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?
Krabappel: Applesauce.
Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, of course. I'm sorry, I, I don't get out to
restaurants much.
Krabappel: That's okay. I don't entertain much. Usually it's just
soup for one, salad for one, wine for three.
Skinner: [laughs] You know, I always thought I'd fall for a woman
just like mother, even though I didn't want to. And now
that I haven't, I've discovered what true happiness can be,
Edna.
Krabappel: Seymour, [gets up] swallow that applesauce and kiss me.
Skinner: I'm afraid I already swallowed it while you were talking.
[Skinner and Krabappel embrace, roll down to the floor.]
-- Educators in love, "Grade School Confidential"

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