Krabappel: As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day
disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some other
student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future. [holds
up Milhouse's noticeably thinner file]
Bart: [pauses to think] Deal!
Skinner: [pastes Milhouse's name label onto Bart's file] This is a
great day for forbidden love.
-- A Faustian bargain, "Grade School Confidential"
disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some other
student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future. [holds
up Milhouse's noticeably thinner file]
Bart: [pauses to think] Deal!
Skinner: [pastes Milhouse's name label onto Bart's file] This is a
great day for forbidden love.
-- A Faustian bargain, "Grade School Confidential"
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