Chalmers: [through bullhorn] Skinner, get off of my school.
Skinner: No, you get off of my school.
Marge: Homer, Bart's up there!
Homer: [taking bullhorn from Chalmers] Gimmie that.
[through bullhorn] Bart, this is your father. Do you know
where the remote is? I looked all over the house.
Bart: Did you check your pockets?
Homer: [checks, and find that the remote was in his back pocket all
along]
[through the bullhorn to Marge] It was ...
[lowers bullhorn] ... it was in my pocket.
-- Marge should've gotten him the hostage negotiation
tape, after all, "Grade School Confidential"
Skinner: No, you get off of my school.
Marge: Homer, Bart's up there!
Homer: [taking bullhorn from Chalmers] Gimmie that.
[through bullhorn] Bart, this is your father. Do you know
where the remote is? I looked all over the house.
Bart: Did you check your pockets?
Homer: [checks, and find that the remote was in his back pocket all
along]
[through the bullhorn to Marge] It was ...
[lowers bullhorn] ... it was in my pocket.
-- Marge should've gotten him the hostage negotiation
tape, after all, "Grade School Confidential"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Skinner: [casually] I'll get it. [picks up receiver] Talk to me
Chalmers: You have got to end this thing, Seymour... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight
They let everybody out of school early just... - Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab
All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will... - Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge!
Marge: Homer?
Homer
Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband...
