Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr. Burns. This is the
kidnapper. Do you miss your son?
Burns: Yes, I'm missing one son. Return it immediately!
Homer: If you really love Larry, prove it, and you can have him back
today.
Burns: Oh, how much proof do you need? 5,000? 6,000? I swear, that's
all I've got.
Homer: Don't you care about your son? This is more important than
money.
Burns: More important than money? Who is this?
Homer: Uh... [panics, loses control of the phone] Just a second.
[hangs up]
-- Still better than giving out your name, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr. Burns. This is the
kidnapper. Do you miss your son?
Burns: Yes, I'm missing one son. Return it immediately!
Homer: If you really love Larry, prove it, and you can have him back
today.
Burns: Oh, how much proof do you need? 5,000? 6,000? I swear, that's
all I've got.
Homer: Don't you care about your son? This is more important than
money.
Burns: More important than money? Who is this?
Homer: Uh... [panics, loses control of the phone] Just a second.
[hangs up]
-- Still better than giving out your name, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
Related:
- Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you,
sir? Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm... Burns: You're... - Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Burns: You, Foodbag. Do you have a son?
Homer: Yes,
sir, I do. Burns: And is he a constant disappointment... - Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been
brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr.
Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]...
