{[a laser hits Jasper in the eyes]
Jasper: Oh!...my cataracts are gone. I can see again! All the beauty
of na --
[Another laser hits him in the eyes]
I'm blind. Oh well: easy come, easy go.}
-- Jasper's nonchalance over sight,
"Homer the Vigilante"
Jasper: Oh!...my cataracts are gone. I can see again! All the beauty
of na --
[Another laser hits him in the eyes]
I'm blind. Oh well: easy come, easy go.}
-- Jasper's nonchalance over sight,
"Homer the Vigilante"
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