Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns]
Anyone know who he is?
Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns.
Lisa: He tried to kill our puppies.
Marge: He sexually harassed me.
Abe: He stole my fiancee.
Homer: He made fun of my weight.
[pause]
Larry: Okay, so there's been a little friction. Know his address?
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
Anyone know who he is?
Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns.
Lisa: He tried to kill our puppies.
Marge: He sexually harassed me.
Abe: He stole my fiancee.
Homer: He made fun of my weight.
[pause]
Larry: Okay, so there's been a little friction. Know his address?
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart... - Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now,
my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think... - Smithers: [eyeing Larry] Yes?
Larry: [sweating] Yeah,
uh... Hi, my-my name is Larry. I'm here to ... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ... - Burns: Well, did you meet Larry?
Man: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem,
then suggested my motto be "semper fudge." ...
