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• Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....
• Hey, Skipper, [slaps him in the back] good to meet ya.
  Hoo, where'd you start out, on the Merrimack? Hey, I should talk....
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Marge: I want you to take Larry back to Mr. Burns right now, before you get in a lot of trouble.
  Homer: But the.. wh.. Marge! It's broad daylight and there's cops everywhere!...
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
• Ho, this guy's got more bread than a prison meat loaf.
  He's rich, I tell ya. I never seen a place with a walk-in mailbox....
• Actor: ...you can't just eat the orange and throw the peel away!
  A man's not a piece of fruit! Burns: This show was supposed to close last week!...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....