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• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
• Hey, you folks are all right. Man, it was rough getting a ride out there.
  The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought I fell out....
• Ho, this guy's got more bread than a prison meat loaf.
  He's rich, I tell ya. I never seen a place with a walk-in mailbox....
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
  Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...
• Hey, Skipper, [slaps him in the back] good to meet ya.
  Hoo, where'd you start out, on the Merrimack? Hey, I should talk....
• Burns: {Bravissimo, Luigi! Bring us your finest bottle of vino!
  } Luigi: {Hey, you trust-ah Luigi, huh? He knows-ah what for to make-ah really nice the amore....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...