Homer: You know, Marge, I was thinking about how much I enjoy your
interest. So I wandered over to that theater you went to last
night and I bought tickets to their entire season.
Look, "Mostly Madrigals"... [faking interest] Yeah, that might
be good.
Ooh, ooh, "An Evening with Philip Glass." [overacting] Just an
evening?
"Voices of the Elderly Poor." Hmmm...
-- You can throw away your sleeping pills,
"A Milhouse Divided"
interest. So I wandered over to that theater you went to last
night and I bought tickets to their entire season.
Look, "Mostly Madrigals"... [faking interest] Yeah, that might
be good.
Ooh, ooh, "An Evening with Philip Glass." [overacting] Just an
evening?
"Voices of the Elderly Poor." Hmmm...
-- You can throw away your sleeping pills,
"A Milhouse Divided"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
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"Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and... - Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an
interest in your kooky projects.
Marge: What kooky projects? Homer: You know, the painting... - Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Marge: So how was the office birthday party?
Homer:
Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was... - Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow,
and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear...
