Homer: I Can't Fake An Interest In This, And I'm An Expert At Faking An Interest In Your Kooky Projects.

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Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an
interest in your kooky projects.
Marge: What kooky projects?
Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course,
the whole Lamaze thing.
-- "A Streetcar Named Marge"