Homer: I Can't Fake An Interest In This, And I'm An Expert At Faking An Interest In Your Kooky Projects.
Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an
interest in your kooky projects.
Marge: What kooky projects?
Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course,
the whole Lamaze thing.
-- "A Streetcar Named Marge"
Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Homer: You know, Marge, I was thinking about how much I enjoy your interest.
So I wandered over to that theater you went to last night and I bought tickets to their entire season....
Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
-- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play.
I also play Mitch! -- Conflict of interest? "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
Marge: A tombstone?! Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not importa
he important thing is, Homer's dead. Selma...
Salt me. -- Homer, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
-- Homer Simpson The Springfield Connectio...