Lisa: You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by
you. Why would she leave you now?
Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!
Lisa: You mean, like your poker shack out in the swamp?
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: She knows.
-- No Cuban cigars, I hope, "A Milhouse Divided"
you. Why would she leave you now?
Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!
Lisa: You mean, like your poker shack out in the swamp?
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: She knows.
-- No Cuban cigars, I hope, "A Milhouse Divided"
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