Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way. You're like a
big sister.
Milhouse: No, I'm not! Why does everybody keep saying that?
Lisa: Would you do me a favor? When you get back to class, just
give him this note.
Milhouse: [groans]
Lisa: [insistent] Please?
Milhouse: [thinking] When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's
_bound_ to respect you.
[aloud] Sure! What's a big sister for? [walks off]
[to himself] Oh... I shouldn't have said that.
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
big sister.
Milhouse: No, I'm not! Why does everybody keep saying that?
Lisa: Would you do me a favor? When you get back to class, just
give him this note.
Milhouse: [groans]
Lisa: [insistent] Please?
Milhouse: [thinking] When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's
_bound_ to respect you.
[aloud] Sure! What's a big sister for? [walks off]
[to himself] Oh... I shouldn't have said that.
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
- Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?... - Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson
whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore.... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
.. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!... - Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my
permanent teeth!
Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson.... - Bart: Lis, I did some checking on this Alison character, and I know
it's against all your moral fibers --
Lisa
[grabs sheet] Give it to me. [chuckles] Hey, wait!... - Lisa: You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by
you.
Why would she leave you now? Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!... - Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this
adorable little song and dance routine.
Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
