Homer: [slurred] Are you an angel?
Moe: Yes, Homer. I'm an angel. All us angels wear farah slacks.
Homer: But you stopped the fight. Won't everyone be mad at you?
Moe: Eh, let 'em be mad. The only thing that matters to me is you're
safe.
[bumps Homer's head up a steel beam]
Homer: D'oh!
Moe: Sorry.
-- Angelic goofs, "The Homer They Fall"
Moe: Yes, Homer. I'm an angel. All us angels wear farah slacks.
Homer: But you stopped the fight. Won't everyone be mad at you?
Moe: Eh, let 'em be mad. The only thing that matters to me is you're
safe.
[bumps Homer's head up a steel beam]
Homer: D'oh!
Moe: Sorry.
-- Angelic goofs, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
- Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of
punishment.
I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down.... - Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to
show you my new tar paper.
Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the world?... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge... - Moe: Are you man enough to test every one of your limits?
Homer: Yes. Moe: And are you man enough to throw a punch should the opportunity arise?... - Moe: Who's gonna knock you down?
Homer: No one!
Moe
When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe... - Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free.... - Homer: ... and the entire steel mill was gay.
Moe
Where you been, Homer? The entire steel *industry* is gay.... - Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance.... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
