Bart: [upset] The burglar even took my stamp collection.
Lisa: _You_ had a stamp collection?
[Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh their heads off]
[The phone rings; Bart answers it]
Nelson: Stamp collection? Ha ha!
-- News travels fast, "Homer the Vigilante"
Lisa: _You_ had a stamp collection?
[Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh their heads off]
[The phone rings; Bart answers it]
Nelson: Stamp collection? Ha ha!
-- News travels fast, "Homer the Vigilante"
Related:
- Homer: [timid] Is it a pool yet?
Lisa: [tired] Yes,
Dad. Homer: Woo hoo! [the doorbell rings] Marge... - Bart: Dad...we've been robbed!
Lisa: Wake up, Dad,
wake up! There was a burglar and he took my ... - Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-
dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase. ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me.
Marge: Mmm. No,
I'm afraid I agree with your father. Homer: You do... - Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection... - Homer and Bart laugh]
Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
I don't know how you two can sit her laughing... - Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? ... - Lisa: You gotta hand it to Krusty.
Homer: Yeah. Even with all his problems,
he's still willing to do something unbelievably...
From the same category:
- Lenny: Sorry, Homer. While you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts.
Carl: Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them... - What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are
purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets... - Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
Other principals try to unload problem cases that way... - Gin and... tonic? [in disbelief] Do they mix?
--
Moe dusts off his chart of drink recipes, "Flaming... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa...
