Bart: Dad...we've been robbed!
Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up! There was a burglar and he took my
saxophone!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Bart: And our portable TV!
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: And my necklace!
Homer: Ehh, that's no big loss.
Marge: Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom.
Homer: Oh, you've probably got a whole drawer full of 'em.
Marge: Well, yes I do. But they're all heirlooms too.
-- The morning after the burglar's visit,
"Homer the Vigilante"
Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up! There was a burglar and he took my
saxophone!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Bart: And our portable TV!
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: And my necklace!
Homer: Ehh, that's no big loss.
Marge: Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom.
Homer: Oh, you've probably got a whole drawer full of 'em.
Marge: Well, yes I do. But they're all heirlooms too.
-- The morning after the burglar's visit,
"Homer the Vigilante"
Related:
- Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer]
Marge:
Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Homer, wasn't the whole point to catch the Cat Burglar?
Lisa: And I still don't have my saxophone. Homer: Lisa... - Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow,
and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love... - Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighborinos!
Homer: Can't talk.
Robbed. Go hell. Flanders: Heh. You folks got robbed... - Bart: [upset] The burglar even took my stamp collection.
Lisa: _You_ had a stamp collection? [Homer... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh? Marge: Homer... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - phone rings]
Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
and I mean ever, because this is not a call...
