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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
  But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• Marge: I'm sorry everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you.
  Bart: Well Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than enough cupcakes over the past three decades to keep his....