Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight. They let
everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?}
Bart: {Well, yeah, but --}
Homer: {Well, I'm off to work. [picks up SLH]}
Marge: {The dog has had enough excitement.}
Homer: {But Marge, dogs can _never_ have enough excitement. Look:
[swings SLH around] whee! Whee! Heh heh. Whee!
[giving in] All right, all right. I won't take the dog.
[grabs Maggie] Come here!
[Marge grabs her back]
[Homer moans]}
-- "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?}
Bart: {Well, yeah, but --}
Homer: {Well, I'm off to work. [picks up SLH]}
Marge: {The dog has had enough excitement.}
Homer: {But Marge, dogs can _never_ have enough excitement. Look:
[swings SLH around] whee! Whee! Heh heh. Whee!
[giving in] All right, all right. I won't take the dog.
[grabs Maggie] Come here!
[Marge grabs her back]
[Homer moans]}
-- "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
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