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• Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral.
  [gasps] I've created Lutherans! -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Principal Skinner, wait! *I* created the universe! Give _me_ the gift certificate!
  -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Bart+Lisa: [quickly] Mom! Dad! We saw something in the attic!
  We saw something in the attic! Marge...
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• Lisa: Oh, great. I'm stuck in this lousy tub for the rest of my life.
  [people stare at her] Shouldn't you people be grovelling?...
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
  Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame....