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• Principal Skinner, wait! *I* created the universe! Give _me_ the gift certificate!
  -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
• Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
  -- Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral.
  [gasps] I've created Lutherans! -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Bart? Bart: Maybe it was just the cat.
  Lisa: No, she's sleeping with me....
• Skinner: This overcrowding in detention is becoming critical.
  It's a powderkeg waiting to go off in an explosion of unacceptable behavior....
• Bart sighs at photo of Skinner] Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a square, but there's the proof.
  Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss him as a friend, but I miss him even more as an enemy....
• Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
  Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....