Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"]
W, X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play
Lou: We also would have accepted, "tell me what you think of me."
Eddie: Well, I guess your free to...
Barney: Give him the breathalyzer!
[Eddie sticks it in Homer's mouth. It beeps]
Lou: You're under arrest!
-- What if that thing's broken...?, "Duffless"