Wiggum: Aw, They're Not So Tough. Lou: Um...Chief, That Wasn't A Monster.

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Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough.
Lou: Um...Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the
high school basketball team.
Wiggum: Uh, yeah, well, he was turning into a monster. Yeah.
-- Shoot first, make justifications later,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"