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Great Barrier Reef! We're Under Attack! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
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Great barrier reef! We're under attack!
-- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density"
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Damn! Dang! Darn! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
Jimbo: Come raid Skinner's house with us. Kearney: We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the dumpster behind Krusty Burger.
Dolph: Yeah, and we're gonna go heave it at his house!...
One dollar for eternal happiness. Mmmm... I'd be happier _with_ the dollar.
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Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date With Density...
Skinner: Who's out there? Give me your names so I can tell the police.
Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on?...
Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl....
Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath....
Chalmers: Skinner!! Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
[nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalme...
and should there be requests for an encore, we will reprise "Pop Goes the Weasel.
Otherwise, we will file out quietly. -- Mr....