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• Miss Simpson? Do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
  -- Mr. Largo, losing our PG rating, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Joy to the world the teacher's dead! They barbecued her head!
  What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty And 'round and 'round it goes And 'round and 'round it....
• Miss Simpson, I hope we won't have a repeat of yesterday's outburst of `Unbridled Creativity'.
  -- Mr. Largo, "Moaning Lisa...
• One dollar for eternal happiness. Mmmm... I'd be happier _with_ the dollar.
  -- Burns as we know him, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
  We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Sherri: She was looking at Nelson! Kids: [taunting] Lisa likes Nelson!
  Milhouse: She does not! Kids: [taunting] Milhouse likes Lisa!...
• Lisa: I think they're giving up. Nelson: Thanks for helping me out.
  You're a stand-up babe. -- This means good, right?, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....