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• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....
• Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish.
  But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person....
• Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
  Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
• Skinner: [gasps] A principal's ransom in stolen goods!
  Well, sir, who's "Ha-ha"-ing now? Nelso...
• Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
  Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl....
• Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before, but I've never felt this way before.
  I think I have a crush... Milhouse: [gasps] Oh!...
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...