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• Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me?
  Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield....
• Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish.
  But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person....
• Since boyhood, I have yearned to be on the one-dollar bill.
  .. -- Auditions for the part of George Washington, "I Love Lisa...
• Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam.
  I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield....
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Homer: Woo-hoo! Two dollars! It's working! [at the Springfield Retirement Castle] Grampa
  I don't feel any happier. How about you? Jasper: Mmm....
• Nelson: Lisa, cops are chasing me! I need a place to hide!
  [Homer opens his window] Homer: Lisa's window is the next one....
• Damn! Dang! Darn! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
• Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
  Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...