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• Great barrier reef! We're under attack! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
• Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely. Phone: Greetings, friends.
  Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again....
• Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
  Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl....
• Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
  Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath....
• Chalmers: Skinner!! Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
  [nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalme...
• I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off mother.
  She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child....
• Jimbo: Come raid Skinner's house with us. Kearney: We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the dumpster behind Krusty Burger.
  Dolph: Yeah, and we're gonna go heave it at his house!...
• Oooh. How does Bart do this every week?
  -- Lisa writing on the blackboard, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• What's the point in having a Honda if you can't show it off?
  -- Perhaps it's best for everybody this way, "Lisa's Date With Density...