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• What's the point in having a Honda if you can't show it off?
  -- Perhaps it's best for everybody this way, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
  We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.
• Damn! Dang! Darn! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
• Marge: An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don't want you getting arrested, Homer.
  Homer: I won't. Marge: Or swindling our neighbors....
• Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam.
  I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield....
• The underbrush is of such abundance That the small stars can be seen at noon.
  He breaks his right arm. No blame....
• Arm the Unemployed.
• Great barrier reef! We're under attack! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density