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• You know, I used to think a car was just a way of getting from point A to point B -- and on weekends, point C.
  But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on a 1979 Honda Accord....
• Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.
  You're like a big sister. Milhouse: No, I'm not!...
• No, pawns can't move that way, you stupid arm.
  -- Frink plays chess agains his robotic arm, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
  Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl....
• Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose.
  Nelson: The moose? Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE! [Willy gives the hose to Nelson] Nelso...
• Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
  Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath....
• Damn! Dang! Darn! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
• Marge: An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don't want you getting arrested, Homer.
  Homer: I won't. Marge: Or swindling our neighbors....
• Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
  We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date With Density...