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• Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me?
  Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Look, I let you down, and I apologize. I know that doesn't make it right, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me Lisa
  [not convincingly] I forgive you. Homer: D'oh! You didn't mean that!...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
  Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still mad....
• DON'T call me dude, dude.