Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've
got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to
Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal
happiness is just a dollar away.
-- Homer's take at telemarketing scam,
"Lisa's Date With Density"
got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to
Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal
happiness is just a dollar away.
-- Homer's take at telemarketing scam,
"Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
- Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered
me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam.
I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive... - One dollar for eternal happiness. Mmmm... I'd be happier _with_ the
dollar.
Burns as we know him, "Lisa's Date With... - Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely.
Phone: Greetings, friends.
Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's... - Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good!
I wish to report a robbery. Wiggum: [bored]... - Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Ned: Howd...
Phone: Greetings, friends...
Maude: Ned,
did you plug that phone back in? Homer: Shut _up_!... - Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
[pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose... - Troy: [voiceover] Earlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother
returned.
And so did a long-lost care package. [shot...
