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• Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
  Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
• Lisa: I think they're giving up. Nelson: Thanks for helping me out.
  You're a stand-up babe. -- This means good, right?, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops!
  Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no!...
• Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
  Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something. Lisa: Touche....
• Marge: An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don't want you getting arrested, Homer.
  Homer: I won't. Marge: Or swindling our neighbors....
• Nelson: [to a kid] Bite me. [to Janey] Cram it.
  [to Ralph] You're dead. [to Mrs. Krabappel] Get bent, Ma'am....
• Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.
• Skinner: Who's out there? Give me your names so I can tell the police.
  Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on?...
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...