Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good! I wish to report a
robbery.
Wiggum: [bored] A robbery, right. Thanks for the report. [hangs up]
That's _another_ one, Lou...723 Evergreen Terrace.
[Looks at a map with the robbery locations marked on it]
Well, there doesn't seem to be any pattern yet, but if I take
this one and move it here...and I move these over here...hello!
It _almost_ looks like an arrow!
Lou: Hey, look, Chief: it's pointing right at this police station.
Wiggum: Let's get out of here!
-- Deduction at its finest, "Homer the Vigilante"
robbery.
Wiggum: [bored] A robbery, right. Thanks for the report. [hangs up]
That's _another_ one, Lou...723 Evergreen Terrace.
[Looks at a map with the robbery locations marked on it]
Well, there doesn't seem to be any pattern yet, but if I take
this one and move it here...and I move these over here...hello!
It _almost_ looks like an arrow!
Lou: Hey, look, Chief: it's pointing right at this police station.
Wiggum: Let's get out of here!
-- Deduction at its finest, "Homer the Vigilante"
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[shoots]
Lou:
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Aw man, if this one's not the right house, I quit!... - Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum:
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
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I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no...
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I'm not going to have anyone to -- Lisa: [75... - This is what love costs a month?
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Homer sees the $530/month bill for stable fees to ...
