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• Oh, it was awful! They set me on a cold, metal table.
  Then prodded me with humiliating probes, and then....
• Oh, who thought a whale could be so heavy?! [sees Mulder] Cheese it!
  The feds! -- Moe, "The Springfield File...
• The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money. -- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File
• Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
  [pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You, Homer"?...
• Kent: ... through downtown Springfield today gutting Symphony Hall, the Springfield Museum of Natural History, the Springfield Arts Center, and Barney's Bowl-o-rama.
  Homer: Waugh! [chokes] Oh no! [walks into kitchen] Marge!...
• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe.
  I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night. Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr....
• When angry, count to ten, When very angry, count to 750,000 by 37's.