Hibbert: Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?
Homer: Uhhh... the second one. Zillifone. Next question?
Barney: [drunk] Is the alien Santa Claus?
Homer: Uh... yes!
Ned: Uh, where you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?
Homer: This interview is over! [goes in, slams the door]
[said weather vane falls on the "Welcome" mat]
-- And your tabletray, and camping equipment and
camcorder..., "The Springfield Files"
Homer: Uhhh... the second one. Zillifone. Next question?
Barney: [drunk] Is the alien Santa Claus?
Homer: Uh... yes!
Ned: Uh, where you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?
Homer: This interview is over! [goes in, slams the door]
[said weather vane falls on the "Welcome" mat]
-- And your tabletray, and camping equipment and
camcorder..., "The Springfield Files"
Related:
- Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the
night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club... - Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Homer: Please! Don't hurt me!
Alien: [gentle voice] Don't be afraid.
Homer: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... - Alien: I bring you love!
Hibbert: [smoking a cigar] Is that the love between a man and a woman
or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
[chuckles] Alien: Uh... I bring you love! Lenny... - Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll...
Marge:
[turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't... - Marge: Homer, it's 2 am. What happened?
Homer: It was an alien,
Marge! It appeared in front of me and said ... - Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl...
