Alien: I bring you love!
Hibbert: [smoking a cigar] Is that the love between a man and a woman
or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar? [chuckles]
Alien: Uh... I bring you love!
Lenny: It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!
Carl: Break its legs!
-- Love, the harbinger of destruction,
"The Springfield Files"
Hibbert: [smoking a cigar] Is that the love between a man and a woman
or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar? [chuckles]
Alien: Uh... I bring you love!
Lenny: It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!
Carl: Break its legs!
-- Love, the harbinger of destruction,
"The Springfield Files"
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